tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-165325672012-02-16T00:19:51.747-08:00When turtles go political. And drink lots of coffee.Bob The Fastest Turtlehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07668906756490955654noreply@blogger.comBlogger1271100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16532567.post-1174438189359813402007-03-20T18:48:00.000-07:002007-03-20T18:49:49.370-07:00

I wanted to ressurect this blog but I'm tired of this jive ass site so I'm switching to Vox at http://bsonk.vox.com - BAM!

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Link: an easy way to help the homeless.Imagine this nudibranch, but 10 feet tall............ A rippling nudibranch, veins sticking out from its fleshy body, tore through the streets of Manhattan, engulfing citizens as it went. The 10-foot beast left a trail of slime going all the way back to the Donald Iverson Center for Kineostatic Studies, or DICKS for short. Scientists from DICKS were

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link: hha ha this idiot sold a dude a broken laptop with porn on it and is paying the price here!yeah, I'm pretty exhausted. the trip was really gnarly, and I lost at lest 5 pounds in 5 days, what with all the hiking carrying 35-pound backpacks, the bad food (sometimes) and all that. But now I can gain it back, because it's graduation week and that means cake. But I don't want to be a fatty so I

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link: robotmanaggh no blog 4 long time too much to say or remember but my birthday was on the 22cnd yay peaople and my party will be this saturday because it was fat like that and we didn't get it organized. And today I got every single episode of Monty Python's Flying Circus, along with 2 Monty Python live discs and a book about killer robots. Long live python! Anyway my life is cool I guess and

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Link: Today's link was a toss-up between teh ninja from Askanija and the Angry Liberal. The ninja won. Angry liberals will be in the next post. They just can't compete with ninjitsu.It's been an interesting week. A kid (actually kinda a friend of mine) was expelled for bringing a .35 Derringer to school on Wednesday. I spent Monday off-island in a kind of parental fiasco, but I did get ice cream

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Link: a massive survival guide for if you are ever a character in a horror movie.Yep. Not much to blog today. Another week, another, well, another week. Not much has happened. So I'm going to write down what pops into my head again.1. week-old hot dogs.2. Spiky-haired people on stage.3. Keith Moon.4. QC!5. Dirty jokes and MPEGS of guys eating raw eggs. (Quality entertainment!)6. One of teh

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Link: Links for when you're boredPardon the crappy picture. I need to restock the Picture Pantry(TM)Well, a lot of weird stuff happened this week. Colbert had the balls to stand up and roast Bush for 30 minutes straight while standing like right in front of him, I spent 2 nights away from home, and, most weirdly, Nintendo changed the Revolution's name. It is now teh Wii (pronounced "wee").

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Link: The scene of the crime I would like for my readers to have a moment of silence today, to honor the death of a great Macintosh. He was the great-grandpappy of all Diesel Sweeties characters, especially his actual grandson Clango. He will be missed... In lighter news, I was in the Olympic Peninsula all weekend, and I spent 8 hours buying 5 pairs of pants, a jacket, and 2 pairs of

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Link: this time laugh at old people.I have not much to blog today, except that it is 4/20. I have not been able to get a hold of that one dude who totally kayaks Yukon Gold over from Upper Mexico, and I haven't tried, either. I'm sure he's living in a bus somewhere, eating discount cat food and rolling an easy one. These blog titles from Tommy are due to the fact that I am seeing a live

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link: what if Mario was a- COMMIE!?I hate the WASL weeks. They're soul-crushingly boring. And I'm always so fried after them that I can barely do Science/Literacy/whatever afterwards. Enough bitching. Well. maybe a little more. I am tired, and student led conferences suck. 2 dudes from Bend, Oregon are spending 2 days at my house because they're here on a school trip and my teacher volunteered us

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Link: Avolites Jokes I don't have much to blog about except that my life is once again semi-normal. I went to baker on Saturday and it was cool, but nobody cares about that. Spring breaks was good, not pastry good, but donut good. That's a few notches above blah. OMG Look! another list of random things!1. cows.2. Turtles.3. Beck, the hives, Gorillaz, danger doom, Maroon 54. Typing.5. Ukeleles

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Link: Men's RulesYesterday I was going to blog about how my little brother gets more WoW time than I do, due to his elementary school amount of free time as opposed to my high school amount of free time. But then I was hit with a raging fever of 102º F. It really, really sucked. It was like being burned and frozen at the same time. Actually, it was kinda like drinking an XXL Monster Energy. I

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linkzorx: scary 4-80m! eevil. Hello there. Have you ever been so obsessed with someone that when they say "hi" you are speechless for a full minute? I hope not. Then you'd know what it was like to spend a minute going *omfg!!! she noticed I exist! say something!!!.... hurr hurr... peanuts! no... hmm.. nice camera. her dad takes pictures!!! talk about it!!! omfg too late dumbass. hurr hurr i am

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link: Weird FactsCan you imagine that I was in a black-and-white paradise such as the one shown above? Well, I was. This week has been very, very mediocre since Monday. I have a mediocre weekend lined up, too. I want to go skiing but there's not time. I want to go camping but I'm too tired.I'm going to go watch a movie bfffflflflkddgddd SPACE MONSTAS dduwdvdyfvjevdf (*insert cheap crude laugh

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Link: What will cheer me up after I bitch here.Let me list the reasons that this has been a bad day in chronological order:1 I'm Tired2 I wanted badly to bike to school but couldn't due to my not knowing what time it was3 Finding out that the black bandanna I was wearing meant I liked it up the butthole4 Being confused by stupid, stupid algebra5 being really, really frustruated nearly to tears

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link: A woman's guide to why nerds are sexy.Tons of stuff happened today, but none of it is blog-quality material. Instead, I will regale you with a list of random opinions/statements.1: Girls who play shoot-em-ups are the best kind.2: My arm hurts like a beeyotch for no reason.3: Food is not everything.4: $$$$!5: Legos are sexy.6: Tea is a substance that humans cannot live without.7: I am teh

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Link: Bunny Suicides (Warning! do not click if you have a light sense of humor.) I have such an insane life now that I only remember to blog once a week. That sucks. I need to have more time on my hands. I skiied (skied?) on Friday, which was good as I had been under a gypsy curse. What I mean is, I was sick for all the school week and then I got better. Skiing was fun. Then I went home, then

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Link: Untitled States text imposeur.You can make Dubya say naughty things with the Untitled States thing. It's very amusing.I wrote this draft when I did not feel like I'd been through a meat grinder. Disregard the jaunty text above. My brother was sick from friday on, and today he went to the doctor, and we found out that he has strep throat, which turns out to be very, very contagious. I think

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Link: Compfused- Almost better than tacos!That picture is the opposite of how I feel. I am cold. That is all.

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link: The Hollywood OSI had an ok day suspended and another back. Now today I am very, very tired. I do not know why. I want to stay on the couch and watch movies all day, but I have to go to rehearsal at 1:00 and put out more energy than I want to. I'll just catch up on my reading.I have this thing, and it's been like this since early on in my life- I can't go to sleep during the day, or unless

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Link: Beck.comI'm suspended till Friday. This kid and I were trading some insults, he shoved me into a wall, and it escalated from there. I ended up with a Fight Club style nosebleed, all over my face and all over the hall. I think I'll write my deep reflection in my private journal (as I was told, like a good little boy.)"No stone left unturned leaves no bug unsighted."_Me.

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link: The Anarchist's Cookbook. Hey, I like fertilizer bombs as much as the next guy.So sue me.We went cheapo and went to Baker instead. But that's ok, because conditions at Whistler were supposed to have sucked royally. And now I'm procrastinating my work on the mound of homework I have. I need to go stick my head in a bucket of ice water, then do English homework. I also need to memorize my

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link: an excerpt from Printcrime, by Cory Doctorow, via Cory Doctorow's Craphound.comThis weekend I went to Baker, and the day after tomorrow, I'm going up to Whistler/Blackcomb. La de dah. It doesn't give me much time for my mound of homework, though. I expect to crank this weekend, even while not actually being on crank, per se."He knows the universe and does not know himself."_Jean de la

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Link: Fly Guy. You know you wanna check it out. C'mon. It'll be fun.I need tea like a mutha. or maybe I just need something to do. I mean, Wednesday was weird, because everyone kept me from being emo and introverted (which I wanted to be for reasons unknown to even myself), Thursday was like the worst day ever. Period........! Then there was Friday. Our street was the only street on the island

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link: A hilarious make-your-own Dick Cheney shotgun victim site. Check it out!Valentine's day. Hmm. It's always been an awkward day for me, a day of embarrassment, and the biggest day of the year for me making a jackass out of myself, despite my best intentions. But my mom is back from Europe, that's good. Now I'm going to go watch The Royal Tenenbaums, thank you very much."The only thing we

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Link: Stumbleupon, a social bookmarking service that gives you random sites.I was debating with myself whether I should post this picture. I didn't think I was ready to show the blogosphere my nipples. But then I realized that, since it's on Flickr, quite a few people have seen 'em anyway.I am sooooooo bored. I was so bored this weekend that I pumped steel BB's into anything convenient. Milk

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Link: Once A Week paintings, my dad's painting blog. He sells them on eBay for very reasonable prices. They're about 3" by 5' and have so far been still lifes.All of you who think I was at home playing video games instead of being at school yesterday say "aye". Well, you're all horribly wrong. I was on Mt. Baker, pulling off mad 134pz at the terrain park and charging down slopes! That's right.

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Link: The Best Of Bootie 2005 (worksafe)I would like to know what gender Marilyn Manson is. Really. Will someone tell me? Is Marilyn Manson male, female, both or neither? Or do I not want to know?Well, anyway, today was fun, even though I was not wearing my lucky underwear. You see, I have several talismans filled with the souls of unsuspecting leprechauns. One is my jade haitiki I wear most days

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Link: BushismsI am hella worn out. Have you ever played foursquare for 2 hours at a time? I didn't think so. But if you had, then you would have been dumbstruck by the amount of energy it takes to do that and then go and paint a bunch of cool stuff on the wall of your "middle school commons" fr an hour and a half with some people including a bunch of (hot) chicks and still be sane? Luckily I

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Link: Orisinal, a cutesy game site. I've got brand new spiffy pants! I finally made a pilgrimage to Seattle to shop and get parent- transferred. Let me explain. My dad was away working, and then he came back and my mom left, so there was a situation there not unlike a hostage trade, with the dropping-off of me and my brother and the picking-up of us later. That was good, and everyone at me

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Link: ooo! ooo! guess! It has something (or nothing) to do with goats!I didn't go on the field trip yesterday, due to cosmic incidents involving pavlolva, and he fact that I didn't want to go. Instead I stayed home and "tightened my bike brakes", if you know what I mean. I've felt a bit sick for like 5 days, and I got sent home early today accordingly.With the appointment of Aleto, the Bush

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Which Diesel Sweeties Character Are You?I am Indie Rock Pete! And am also sick! I have a chest cold. And I really am in a band! That's right!

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View this clip on VimeoJust plugging my padre, in return for him plugging me. S'right.

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Link: jephdraw.It is Sunday and I am feeling sick so we did not go shopping- I have a chest cold, dagnabbit! Kids these days... I wish certain people would get out of my house, Arlen Coiley , so I can play AOE 3 in peace!"Oil is my life"_Your Mom.

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Link: Over Compensating Tea: Drunk Mood: annoyingly bored.I was going to go skiing until about 20 minutes ago. Then my dreams were crushed by my brother's mysterious illness. Grr... Now I am going shopping instead. Damn! If I were more femnine, shopping might be a fraction as fun as hurtling down an icy slope. But no.I am soooo bored..... omfgrofllollmao1111!!!1!!11!oneoen!1one! grrrrrr.....My

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link: BelphegorToday I was popular, then not, then I was popular again. In one day. It's amazing how quickly social things change."Like a snake on Easter."_ a book about giraffes. Spread this all over the internet! Go, my little minions!

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link: The OnionIt rained today. It really rained. It rained like a teenage mother. My cats won't leave each other alone. It's a power struggle. Just like today in Marimbas where I was getting more disprespect and I had to bust a malllet through the air in their direction, you know what I'm saying? And that's all I have to say about that."shit happens"_ a popular bumper sticker.

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I didn't go to that concert. The reason is that the lead guitarist had a heart attack on the way to the gig. He was rushed to the hospital, where he promptly died. So I went over to Lucas's house watched a movie, then went back to my place, where I watched a movie then fell asleep.oh and btw, in case people were confused: my dad's african job fell through, so I will be seeing him earlier than

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link: The Prids, a Portland, Oregon punk/(emo?) band with a well-designed website and a well-shot music video. Nils Benson, DP, shot it. I love his work and heartily endorse him. Here and here.Oh, by the way, he's my father. Just like Darth Vader is Luke's father. That's right, I was sired by James Earl Jones.Today isn't worth mentioning except to say that a night of caffiene- (or taurine) fueled

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link: hatesong. NRSFW but funny as hell. Mood: Perturbed. Eating: π. Drinking: Curiosity Cola (not really) Tea: None. Psycho: Maybe. Stuck in my head: Impossible Rebel, by Dean Gray.This was publicly displayed last night, among other things of mine. (Pictures, that is.)Today was an ok day. Some sob was disprespecting me so I had to empty my water bottle on his head. And 3 people asked me if I

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link: applegeeksmff. I had like a recital tonight and it was pretty cool. Some of my pictures were displayed too. I'm tired."Eastern will take you if you're breathing."_Richard Tetu

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link: Sam and FuzzyI had Jordan and Graham over on Sunday, I went to see Narnia with Lucas and David on Monday, I had a day where people threw lots of things at me on Tuesday, and today I woke up just a few minutes ago, so my mom decided I needed a break, I guess. I'm still pretty groggy, but I don't expect to do much today either."Mutha*****s love their mutha****in' tea"_The Duchess of Edmondton

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DAMN IT! I AM NOT GOING SKIING TOMORROW BECAUSE THE FREAKING PEOPLE CLOSED THE PLACE BECAUSE THEY GOT 8 FEET OF SNOW. THAT IS NOT A REASON TO CLOSE THE SLOPES YOU IDIOTS! AND ON MLK WEEKEND, TOO. DAMN YOU, DAMN YOU!

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Link: The FatheadListening to: Wraith Pinned To The Mist And Other Games by Of MontrealMood: improvingTea: DrunkThursday was a beeyotch of a day. I was so tired, and sorta sick, so yeah. Friday was better, but the dance I went to sucked because nobody wanted to dance with me. I think I maybe need to start hanging out with more girls, as well of the usual retinue of sausages (as in Lucas, David,

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link: megagamerz 3133Tyeah, I'm gonna keep it short & sweet:me. have. a. wednesday. It. be. ok. nothing. interesting. happen. OK!

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Link: Fleen, a webcomic blog about webcomics.Watching: The EdukatorsEating: Chicken SoupCold Status: AbatedTea: NoneNothing interesting happened on the weekend. And I was sick yesterday, so this is the first day I have something to report. And it is: I have nothing to report. It's been the same-old same-old, and today was kinda a bay day, since I sleepwalked through 3/4ths of my classes and then

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Link: ohnorobot.com. I love the name! Image: My March Of Souls by bobthefastestturtle.Mood: A little bored, a little hungry, but otherwise fine. breakfast is in order.Stuck in my head: Daft Punk Is Playing At My House by LCD Soundsystem.Tea status: Empty. My Bike's Batteries: FullWow. There are so many things to say since tuesday (I think) when I last blogged. Wednesday was definitely fun, much

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Link: holy lemon, which does not fit my current mood, but it might later. Mood: mmm, philosophy that applies to my world. How slightly sprit-lifting.Listening to: a random shuffle of everything.Quote: "An unexamined life is not worth living."_SocratesI examined my life today. I found out that I needed a clean slate from past goofiness to be accepted, but then I realized, what if I don't want to

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hey , we're having a pie, chocolate, champagne and dancing at home new years, hope you're well, and all that. We still have to keep from passing out for another hour, sto party on and stay funky in 2006.

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link: The official website of the Turtle Party.The Turtle Party. Haven't you heard of it? It's the 3rd-party sensation that's sweeping the nation! Instead of being run by donkeys and elephants, you can be bossed around by Bob, a super-turtle who has all the wisdom of your common halfshell, but is genetically enhanced (his bloodstream makes its own caffeine) to be superfast and also has improved

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link: stop me if I've posted this before- teagames.comI gotta say, this was a slow news day. I basically did nothing worthy of telling you people about. But here is some word vomit:i knew she was a mine, but I didn't know how. was she a she? or a fine? or the messiah? old people kept telling me so. kill them all, they would say. drop it for another day. eat a pie, then come back to me, die a

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link: the photos I put on Flickr instead of my Christmas snapshots.Yeah, I know I said I would have images by Boxing Day, but I guess I used up my monthly bandwidth on a bunch of New Zealand photos. Sorry. Xmas was fun, though. I barely got any presents, a lot of art stuff, but I love my new camera and I am now a very snap-happy scout. We had the traditional turkey on Christmas Eve, but we had

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link: the creatures in my headThe last few days have been kind of a blur of Solstice/Christmas parties, so tonight we're having the traditional Christmas dinner as a family. Expect pictures on Boxing Day."clap hands"_beck

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Ther's a map of the countries I've been to. 3% of the world and I'm still young!

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link: the way the Bush phonetap scandal will go down. The Bush phonetap scandal has been predicted to go down like all the others, with grassroots/dems/netroots/blogs/the majority of the country/Michael Moore vs The Bush Press Corps/right-wing media circus, and the latter fudging the issue so that it will all blow over, and Dubya will have committed another impeachable offence. If he starts

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link: Nycewheels.comHey did you guys see episode 7 of Channel Frederator? No wonder they rate it Explicit. I had a blast skiing, even though the conditions sucked. My neck really hurts, though, and I don't know why. I made Xmas/Neopagan Solstice cookies with my mom, my aunt and my cousins today, and pinecone-dipped-n-PB n' birdseed feeders for the live tree outside my room today. I tried to make

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Link: Indietits.com (work/school safe, don't worry!) My suede shoes have been muddied! damn those outside-in-the-dark-with-like-20-people games of bump on Mica's b-ball court! But I hear Woolite removes those stubborn stains! It was a fun party though, even if I'm bad at bump. But not that bad!Lilly did actually come to the party, because she's leaving today instead of yesterday to go skiing

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this site is the coolest. Rstevens does grea work here. Read more at www.dieselsweeties.com/

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Link: the link to Satisfaction.yay its break. and I'm going to this guy who goes to Spring Street Mica's party in a hour. Yeah i am. But what sucksis that certain parties can't come due to them leaving to go skiing at sun peaks without me on the 3:25 ferry. (My parents didn't want to drive to Sun Peaks, whichi is up in Canada, even though Lilly and Jordan and Nate would be there and it would

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Link: chocolate.com!! yay!! happy!!I wanna post my images on Flickr but ther's no time in the day for me to do that. There's a feast at 6:00 I have to go to so im gonna do my homework then that. yeah. But today vaas guut. I don't care that much about what happened yesterday really. (y'know, with the female liking Colton and all that.) But chocolate is good. Very good. I did basically squat in

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link: Neatorama.I'm not feeling very post-y right now. My best friend is leaving for a Christmas vacation tomorrow, and other things...Thanks for the props, Mr, Tetu.( I got an "A" for this blog. 20/20. yeah.............It's raining in my skull."Liberty is responsibility. That is why most men dread it."_Wherever Mr. Tetu got it.

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link:woot.com Gaddangint. Kids these days... I'm back from NZ, but it's 10 pm. I've got some last-minute homework to do, and then I can conk out."z"

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link: amtrakim on a superliner train and werre at a stop and i dont have much time wish we had gotten a sleeper car the seats suck."moo"_a cowBTW i got a coo, pair of Vans Old Skools

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link:vans. I'm gonna get a pair of old skools or DRT's at pat mensises today instead of blundies. plus a new backpack because mine is insanely ghetto and falling apart.I'm gonna be on the plane at 7:00 tonight. I have like 780 pics from the trip and the best will say hello to Flickr. i have lots of homework to keep me busy. Thanks, everyone at LISD. You made my vacation all the more fun. And now

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link: BlundiesYou know how I said I was going to get an iPod Video and a pair of Blundies? Not happened yet. I don't have the dough. dang. I'm in Auckland screwing around today but right now I'm in a dingy room full of nerds playing LAN Halo."wow. You can get a full pixel of resolution on this new thing." _around the age of Pong.comon people post some comments. Tell me that I'm being read. Or

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link: now you will finally know what hubo is! the name that sent me, david and eski into a laughing fit when we saw it in wired! We don't know why the hell it's so funny!so. we meet again. I really need to go on homework overdrive mode this week, but it's really hard to do when you're surrounded by awesome New Zealand bush. (that's the word for forest here, you perverts.) There's also a big beach

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i got 4 mins of it time so ill be quick. I am gonna have surfing lessons, I have a lot of homework, it's fun and ive been here for only 2 days now."bye"

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link: New Zealand.comI am in a surf/pie/internet/candy/pastry shop in Piha on NZ monday. It's the only place u canget internet around here. The sights are amazing, and I will post my digital story about this trip later, but in the days that I didn't post I had some school, got a lot of homework, flew to SF, farted around there, flew to NZ in a 14-hour flight, spent a day recovering and farting

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link: new zealand.comI'm going to NZ for 2 weeks. And on the way I'm buying an iPod Video. It's so cool. Last night we went to Helen's for an impromptu dinner party and we ate pie. PIE!! We're leaving for Seattle then SF then NZ tomorrow so we need to pack tonight but nobody's even started. That's ok it's only 1:00. 7i-i3y kn0w i-i0w 2 r0ck d0wn und4rr d0n7 7i-i3y? 80085! 101."challenge

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link: holy sheet!ohjeeziveprocrastinateedon my math and im procrastinating right now i gotta get it done not much time i redecorated my room and raked leaves today and thats about it."Wow. I didn't know penguins could do that."

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link: channel frederatordid pretty much nothing. damn. chores but no homework. boring. damn. 2 more days of school, monday and tuesday, then I'm off to new zealand! literally! for 2 weeks and that, my friends, is what you call freakin' awesome."what did they put in those lollipops?"

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link:mp3.comI am tired the f**k out. I had 1 WASL, 1 science test, 1 Marimbas performance, and 1 basketball practice. I want to flop down and watch movies. But Eski's violent little friend is over and my parents are on a 'date' so they can't control them. so I'm here in my room. basketball was better today, probably because I'm getting better at it. NO? Ya THINK? yeah, I do. well.... uhh...

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link: my new ph0t0s p3p0le!sleep is needed badly. bball game 2day lopez won by 30 points but i couldnt play"Wow. I didn't know penguins could DO that."tetu required quote: "Imagination is more important than knowledge." -Einstein

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link:the legendary lily padhey look't my awesome photo that won 3rd (boohoo. mine was best!) in the school photo contest. E]....hey so today was better, y'know? The only thing that sucks is that I am only going to be playing in the last couple b-ball games cause I don't have enough practices and I'm going to freaking New Zealand for like 2 weeks. I think I'm gonna get Lilly in the band if she's

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link: wigu: a comic on the inter netthere were some cool podcasts that I subscribed to but I still don't know the Lopez School's podcast class url, but I'll post it as soon as I know. Huck, if you read this, please know that I want to know.Yesterday I was having a fine day but it was completely ruined by Basketball practice because I did badly and was treated like a total n00btr0n.Today I had a

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By Bob The Fastest Turtle link: sleep.com I feel sleepy like my brother's kitty in this picture. My aunt Amy is visiting from Seattle and my dad is coming back today! Tonight is the last night of the plays and afterwards is the cast party and it's gonna be fun and my dad's coming back!!! Ok maybe I'm not so sleepy. "Mmm... Flaming Pete's..."_Homer

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Madrona Originally uploaded by Bob The Fastest Turtle. l1nnk: 1m 500 1337 1 d0n7 3v3n c4r3 1f u kn0 wu7 d15 5173 15 pun3 hum4nz!d00ed 1 m 50 t00t41y 4 1337 HAXX0r! 1 h4xxd the f1Ickr 5y57em to m4ke dis 1337 pic 1ef7 n0t r1g7! D00D pr415e m1 1337 5k1112!So, with the nerd exorcised and trapped in a bottle on my desk. No! you stay! bad! no PSP for you!soooooooooooo... I have discovered Flickr

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link:instapunditi was sick yesterday and today I have no school and I ambored and kinda moping around."meh"

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Link: The government Veteran's Day site.I feel politically active but not physically active today. I feel fat. But I also feel like Veteran's Day is just another excuse for the government to push their blind war-mongering on unsuspecting children, trying to mold us into obedient little soldiers. All I'm saying is that we shouldn't celebrate the 'proud victories of our men and women overseas.' We

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link: questionable contentomgdudeihadthefreakiest party saturday night and on Sunday my neck hurt cause david tripped me and i fell hard on my neck and I didn't do any homework either and today I had an ok rather average day and I got my notes done and I have like half an hour till rehearsal which sucks."Lithium is a peg-o-ramsey, and must die."_my science notes

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Link: my Dad's blogIt's rainy and depressing outside, and also windy. weather my dad would hate.I've got my last piece of Halloween candy in my mouth and I'm listening to The White Stripes. I'm kinda amazed at myself eating all my halloween candy 4 days after I get it. I think that's actually better for you than dragging it out."I see a lady wearing a shirt that says 'Truckers do it with 12

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link: Jib JabI stayed home sick today. I have the same thing my brother did yesterday."w00t on!" -hayden

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link: Toothpaste For Dinneryesterday I jacked up Eski's bike and he got mad... But I outran him. Then I gave the bike to Graham and he got captured by Eski and Grant and beaten down. Poor Graham. We went to another dance and it was HELLA FUN, though all the girls dissapeared when there were slow dances and that was awkward. Graham spent the night, and he went home on the 3:45 ferry. My aunt and

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Link: to the article.This pic is from a commercial that my father Nils Benson worked on. It's a commercial for the Sony BRAVIA TV. The crew released 250,000 superballs on a S.F. street to do it. My dad says Sony had to pay for a lot of dented car roofs. link via Boing Boing.yeah, yesterday I had an ok day, but at the dance it was a disaster. I went home early and was depressed all evening.I don't

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link: Gamebrewlol I stole this image from Wooster. it's cool, though! One day I'll get my photos from Photography class and show them off, day-by-day. I did a cool one today where I screwed up my eyes.OH, god. I've angered the rednecks and they want to fight. I'm a pacifist, though! Of course that doesn't stop me from replying to their giving me a hard time all through PE witht the

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link: pimp costumes, which I'm not going to be for Halloween.I'm gonna be a hippie and have a nahru jacket and velvet pants, along with my yin-yang medallion and a hemp shirt. it'll be cool. i woke up at 6 this morning to go off-island and (pardon my no-caps, i'm blogging one-handed while I carry my moms laptop) it was pretty cool, and i had fun."Border relations between Canada and mexico have

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link: pigeon death art.yeah so today I felt really sick in Science. really, really bad. I can't believe I didn't march to the nurses office. God. But then it passed, and I ate pizza and MISSED THE BUS like I do on MOTHAHUMPIN' TUESDAYS! and ALLCAPS! (sorry.) So I says to Ars that I will regain my Foosball honor after losing to him.(I was playing 1-handed anyway, it was cheap.) So I enlist Tak and

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link: Diesel Sweeties, robot romance web comix.Today I played SOCCER. at LUNCH! wow. yeah. And I'm probably going to be a rock star for Halloween instead of a 20's-era gangster. Less hair work to do. yes, I DO have rockstar hair. yeah, that's right. yeah. I have lots of homework, but I think I might be able to handle it yay E]. God, dop I care aboot sperrling in my bloog? I theenk noyt. jah!I

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link: gametap is up and running!Dude this is pretty sweet. I could never do this with safari. Blogger doesn't support gecko.aaaanyway, I went to Graham's for 3 hours today which was kinda annoying because it was an hour ferry ride (he lives on Shaw,) and then I went over to the haber's from about 5:30 to around 11:30, and that was fun. w00t end transmission."A pox on these pickle-herring!" _

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link: Caffeinated and unstrungOh god. I had a day with so much boredom, that it really got me down! And it was so nice and Sunni ( not Shiite or Kurd) out too! I was bored for like 4 straight hours! I was really down and REALLY didn't want to go to rehearsal. But I went and made pleasant conversation and I had some fun and really raised my spirits."Of course girls have shootouts. Why are you

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link: The OnionToday I was theatrical. I'm even blogging theatrically. I jammed with Lucas and David at lunch, after a pleasant meal undertaken a la conversacion. Then I farte´d around and bounced an figured out a new way to do my room- Pimp My Room, oh yeah! Then I had rehearsal. I'm still nervous about talking to her."Labour to to keep alive in your breast that little celestial spark of

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link: Men's Health.I'm blogging in the morning because I feel very optimistic and I feel like I can do the list of things I'm goinbg to write down.To do: Wash my sheets, untangle my pendant, get my new hard drive into my iPod and get it working, do my two vocabulary assignments, jam, find a way to get home after jamming, arrannge my Halloween costume, (I'm going to be a old-school gangster)

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link:funnyjunkwhat I did yesterday:woke upwent to schoolgot a b minus inliteracywent to social studies, where,instead of class, a Reader's Digest rep pried us with a marketing scheme to sell magazines that makes me feel used and manipulated and angry at them,I went on a rant about it in Science,had lunch, where eveyone avoided me because my ADD/mental-problem friend David came swinging around. he

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link: the white stripes.Today I had school. Whoopedeedoo. There was a volleyball game and we nearly won. I betrayed David by sitting next to his enemy who stole his girl. But I only sat there because I was also next to Jordan, who is cool. Gor blimey. rainy. ;/\; see that's the roof and the water runs off it."n00btard! ,,!,, lol" -anonymous

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Sunday was boring we went to laundromat no news

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link: ebikesEski got a new bike today and it cost freaking 500 dollars! It has an electric motor attached for help getting up hills, and you can even go without pedaling. I bet he gets fat and lazy. I want one! We saw Wallace and Gromitt, as well as getting Tales Of Symphonia. It was cool."I'm just crackers about cheese." -Wallace.

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link: EatbrainsNothing much has happened today except procrastination of homework and my costume fitting for the play. I have 3 costumes, for each of my miniscule parts. Officer#2, Feste's Player #2, and Sailor #1. I like the Officer costume"If the French were really intelligent, they would speak English." _unknown

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link: AppleApple hath come out withe a newe iPod video, alonge withe a verie spiffie newe iMac G5. I hath gotten much homework from McFarland; for she is cruele and sadisticke. But luckilie 'tis a 3-day-weekende, with no schoole on the morrow."The very purpose of having a written constitution is to provide safeguards for certain rights that cannot yield to public opinion." -Chief Justice Warren

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link: WiredI went to school and had play rehearsal."Boredom is now."

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