tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-165325672009-02-21T04:01:36.390-08:00When turtles go political. And drink lots of coffee.Bob The Fastest Turtlehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01123156139144388115noreply@blogger.comBlogger127125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16532567.post-1174438189359813402007-03-20T18:48:00.000-07:002007-03-20T18:49:49.370-07:00

I wanted to ressurect this blog but I'm tired of this jive ass site so I'm switching to Vox at http://bsonk.vox.com - BAM!

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Link: an easy way to help the homeless.Imagine this nudibranch, but 10 feet tall............ A rippling nudibranch, veins sticking out from its fleshy body, tore through the streets of Manhattan, engulfing citizens as it went. The 10-foot beast left a trail of slime going all the way back to the Donald Iverson Center for Kineostatic Studies, or DICKS for short. Scientists from DICKS were

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link: hha ha this idiot sold a dude a broken laptop with porn on it and is paying the price here!yeah, I'm pretty exhausted. the trip was really gnarly, and I lost at lest 5 pounds in 5 days, what with all the hiking carrying 35-pound backpacks, the bad food (sometimes) and all that. But now I can gain it back, because it's graduation week and that means cake. But I don't want to be a fatty so I

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link: robotmanaggh no blog 4 long time too much to say or remember but my birthday was on the 22cnd yay peaople and my party will be this saturday because it was fat like that and we didn't get it organized. And today I got every single episode of Monty Python's Flying Circus, along with 2 Monty Python live discs and a book about killer robots. Long live python! Anyway my life is cool I guess and

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Link: Today's link was a toss-up between teh ninja from Askanija and the Angry Liberal. The ninja won. Angry liberals will be in the next post. They just can't compete with ninjitsu.It's been an interesting week. A kid (actually kinda a friend of mine) was expelled for bringing a .35 Derringer to school on Wednesday. I spent Monday off-island in a kind of parental fiasco, but I did get ice cream

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Link: a massive survival guide for if you are ever a character in a horror movie.Yep. Not much to blog today. Another week, another, well, another week. Not much has happened. So I'm going to write down what pops into my head again.1. week-old hot dogs.2. Spiky-haired people on stage.3. Keith Moon.4. QC!5. Dirty jokes and MPEGS of guys eating raw eggs. (Quality entertainment!)6. One of teh

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Link: Links for when you're boredPardon the crappy picture. I need to restock the Picture Pantry(TM)Well, a lot of weird stuff happened this week. Colbert had the balls to stand up and roast Bush for 30 minutes straight while standing like right in front of him, I spent 2 nights away from home, and, most weirdly, Nintendo changed the Revolution's name. It is now teh Wii (pronounced "wee").

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Link: The scene of the crime I would like for my readers to have a moment of silence today, to honor the death of a great Macintosh. He was the great-grandpappy of all Diesel Sweeties characters, especially his actual grandson Clango. He will be missed... In lighter news, I was in the Olympic Peninsula all weekend, and I spent 8 hours buying 5 pairs of pants, a jacket, and 2 pairs of

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Link: this time laugh at old people.I have not much to blog today, except that it is 4/20. I have not been able to get a hold of that one dude who totally kayaks Yukon Gold over from Upper Mexico, and I haven't tried, either. I'm sure he's living in a bus somewhere, eating discount cat food and rolling an easy one. These blog titles from Tommy are due to the fact that I am seeing a live

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link: what if Mario was a- COMMIE!?I hate the WASL weeks. They're soul-crushingly boring. And I'm always so fried after them that I can barely do Science/Literacy/whatever afterwards. Enough bitching. Well. maybe a little more. I am tired, and student led conferences suck. 2 dudes from Bend, Oregon are spending 2 days at my house because they're here on a school trip and my teacher volunteered us

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Link: Avolites Jokes I don't have much to blog about except that my life is once again semi-normal. I went to baker on Saturday and it was cool, but nobody cares about that. Spring breaks was good, not pastry good, but donut good. That's a few notches above blah. OMG Look! another list of random things!1. cows.2. Turtles.3. Beck, the hives, Gorillaz, danger doom, Maroon 54. Typing.5. Ukeleles

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Link: Men's RulesYesterday I was going to blog about how my little brother gets more WoW time than I do, due to his elementary school amount of free time as opposed to my high school amount of free time. But then I was hit with a raging fever of 102º F. It really, really sucked. It was like being burned and frozen at the same time. Actually, it was kinda like drinking an XXL Monster Energy. I

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linkzorx: scary 4-80m! eevil. Hello there. Have you ever been so obsessed with someone that when they say "hi" you are speechless for a full minute? I hope not. Then you'd know what it was like to spend a minute going *omfg!!! she noticed I exist! say something!!!.... hurr hurr... peanuts! no... hmm.. nice camera. her dad takes pictures!!! talk about it!!! omfg too late dumbass. hurr hurr i am

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link: Weird FactsCan you imagine that I was in a black-and-white paradise such as the one shown above? Well, I was. This week has been very, very mediocre since Monday. I have a mediocre weekend lined up, too. I want to go skiing but there's not time. I want to go camping but I'm too tired.I'm going to go watch a movie bfffflflflkddgddd SPACE MONSTAS dduwdvdyfvjevdf (*insert cheap crude laugh

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Link: What will cheer me up after I bitch here.Let me list the reasons that this has been a bad day in chronological order:1 I'm Tired2 I wanted badly to bike to school but couldn't due to my not knowing what time it was3 Finding out that the black bandanna I was wearing meant I liked it up the butthole4 Being confused by stupid, stupid algebra5 being really, really frustruated nearly to tears

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link: A woman's guide to why nerds are sexy.Tons of stuff happened today, but none of it is blog-quality material. Instead, I will regale you with a list of random opinions/statements.1: Girls who play shoot-em-ups are the best kind.2: My arm hurts like a beeyotch for no reason.3: Food is not everything.4: $$$$!5: Legos are sexy.6: Tea is a substance that humans cannot live without.7: I am teh

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Link: Bunny Suicides (Warning! do not click if you have a light sense of humor.) I have such an insane life now that I only remember to blog once a week. That sucks. I need to have more time on my hands. I skiied (skied?) on Friday, which was good as I had been under a gypsy curse. What I mean is, I was sick for all the school week and then I got better. Skiing was fun. Then I went home, then

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Link: Untitled States text imposeur.You can make Dubya say naughty things with the Untitled States thing. It's very amusing.I wrote this draft when I did not feel like I'd been through a meat grinder. Disregard the jaunty text above. My brother was sick from friday on, and today he went to the doctor, and we found out that he has strep throat, which turns out to be very, very contagious. I think

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Link: Compfused- Almost better than tacos!That picture is the opposite of how I feel. I am cold. That is all.

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link: The Hollywood OSI had an ok day suspended and another back. Now today I am very, very tired. I do not know why. I want to stay on the couch and watch movies all day, but I have to go to rehearsal at 1:00 and put out more energy than I want to. I'll just catch up on my reading.I have this thing, and it's been like this since early on in my life- I can't go to sleep during the day, or unless

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Link: Beck.comI'm suspended till Friday. This kid and I were trading some insults, he shoved me into a wall, and it escalated from there. I ended up with a Fight Club style nosebleed, all over my face and all over the hall. I think I'll write my deep reflection in my private journal (as I was told, like a good little boy.)"No stone left unturned leaves no bug unsighted."_Me.

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link: The Anarchist's Cookbook. Hey, I like fertilizer bombs as much as the next guy.So sue me.We went cheapo and went to Baker instead. But that's ok, because conditions at Whistler were supposed to have sucked royally. And now I'm procrastinating my work on the mound of homework I have. I need to go stick my head in a bucket of ice water, then do English homework. I also need to memorize my

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link: an excerpt from Printcrime, by Cory Doctorow, via Cory Doctorow's Craphound.comThis weekend I went to Baker, and the day after tomorrow, I'm going up to Whistler/Blackcomb. La de dah. It doesn't give me much time for my mound of homework, though. I expect to crank this weekend, even while not actually being on crank, per se."He knows the universe and does not know himself."_Jean de la

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Link: Fly Guy. You know you wanna check it out. C'mon. It'll be fun.I need tea like a mutha. or maybe I just need something to do. I mean, Wednesday was weird, because everyone kept me from being emo and introverted (which I wanted to be for reasons unknown to even myself), Thursday was like the worst day ever. Period........! Then there was Friday. Our street was the only street on the island

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link: A hilarious make-your-own Dick Cheney shotgun victim site. Check it out!Valentine's day. Hmm. It's always been an awkward day for me, a day of embarrassment, and the biggest day of the year for me making a jackass out of myself, despite my best intentions. But my mom is back from Europe, that's good. Now I'm going to go watch The Royal Tenenbaums, thank you very much."The only thing we

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