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linkzorx: scary 4-80m! eevil.

Hello there. Have you ever been so obsessed with someone that when they say "hi" you are speechless for a full minute? I hope not. Then you'd know what it was like to spend a minute going *omfg!!! she noticed I exist! say something!!!.... hurr hurr... peanuts! no... hmm.. nice camera. her dad takes pictures!!! talk about it!!! omfg too late dumbass. hurr hurr i am tres dumb.*

There's something about the male mind, how it completely disengages when it looks at a pretty face. It really doesn't improve their chances, so why did the almighty FSM give us this sweaty-palms, *omfg!!! a raging lion-woman!!!* fight-or-flight response when confronted with someone you like?

I am very angry at the FSM. He touched my little brother with his noodly appendage. A gigantic cosmic pervert who also screwed up the male brain??? damn you!!!