Bloogh Blargh Sunday
Link: Links for when you're boredPardon the crappy picture. I need to restock the Picture Pantry(TM)
Well, a lot of weird stuff happened this week. Colbert had the balls to stand up and roast Bush for 30 minutes straight while standing like right in front of him, I spent 2 nights away from home, and, most weirdly, Nintendo changed the Revolution's name.
It is now teh Wii (pronounced "wee"). This has got to be a joke. I mean, jeez. Way to alienate your customers by giving you coolest system the dweebiest name possible. I'm sure the name was cooked up by some evangelistic executive who is so out of touch he thinks the internet is a tool used by fishermen. What kind of names were rejected before naming it the Wii? Imagine going into a store and asking "psst! hey... Do you have the Nintendo (inaudible)?" "The what?" "(inaudible)" "I'm sorry, you'll have to speak up." "The Nintendo... Vagina."
Anyway, the reason I spent 2 nights away from home is that both my parents were away, so, like the pathetic hobo of yore, I... stayed at a friend's house. I'm sure nobody cares. But I'm bootiful enough that it doesn't matter. Oh, and I also got 2 bootiful t-shirts of my own design. And I got trashcanned today ( it was empty.) And I am tired now. That is all. go away.
"I told you to go away." _me, you ci-i33b!
To anyone who didn't get the vagina joke: the link was pointing to the current comic, and not the archived one that makes my joke less immature and tasteless.


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