Monday, March 27, 2006

OMFG #$%*&%#@BAD%^*(*^DAY!!!!!!!111!1111!

Link: What will cheer me up after I bitch here.

Let me list the reasons that this has been a bad day in chronological order:

1 I'm Tired
2 I wanted badly to bike to school but couldn't due to my not knowing what time it was
3 Finding out that the black bandanna I was wearing meant I liked it up the butthole
4 Being confused by stupid, stupid algebra
5 being really, really frustruated nearly to tears by the fact that I suck ass at badminton
6 trying to find my stupid bassist so i could friggin practice at lunch but failing.
7 Being bored with stupid Health class
8 my stupid brain utterly failing to say hello to a cute girl and then having her friend walking up and talking to her and then trying to say something and GETTING UTTERLY FUCKING SHOT DOWN AND HAVING IT BE A TOTAL BITCH BECAUSE I LIKE HER AND BECAUSE OF MY IDOTICNESS SHE LIKE HATES ME. YEAH.

THAT IS WHY MY DAY SUCKED, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

"Carpe Diem - Seize The Day"_Many stupid, stupid, people who should all go choke on their own vomit
"Precedent embalms Principle"_Another stupid person who should also die

i'm kind of glad nobody knows about this blog cause this shit is hot

2 Comments:

Blogger Mince said...

Dear Bob,
1. Get some sleep.
2. Get a watch.
3. This is bulshi. Adolescent males will pick on a differnece and call you gay for it. those who cannot stop doing this the whole time are actually projecting their own fears about their sexuality onto you.
4. I hate algebra too. But I find that my brain will learn it after about three months, as long as I made an effort in the first place. It's almost magical. trust your intelect, from what i have read it is a powerfull one. I also hate physics.
5. Chill out dude.
6. I admire your passion for music. Keep it up.
7. Health class is boring.
8. If she shot you down for being young and infatuated, perhaps she is the total bitch. Move on dude and count yourself lucky she has shown her true colours.
Regards
Mince
P.S. any idea what happened to 'bloggers united', I can't get into the site any more.

8:30 AM  
Blogger Bob The Fastest Turtle said...

good to get some comments. Most readers aren't interested enough. good advice.

7:32 PM  

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