I"M ressurecting this blog on vox.

I wanted to ressurect this blog but I'm tired of this jive ass site so I'm switching to Vox at http://bsonk.vox.com - BAM!

blog a story, blog a life, blog a company, blog a pet shop, blog homelessness.

Link: an easy way to help the homeless.
Imagine this nudibranch, but 10 feet tall............

A rippling nudibranch, veins sticking out from its fleshy body, tore through the streets of Manhattan, engulfing citizens as it went. The 10-foot beast left a trail of slime going all the way back to the Donald Iverson Center for Kineostatic Studies, or DICKS for short. Scientists from DICKS were running all over the streets, crying out that Frankie had escaped.
Standing on the top of a nearby skyscraper, a robot that looked like a lithe African doll charged a ball of energy between her lithe red palms. She leaped from the building, shooting off her energy ball toward the rampaging nudibranch. As she fell, she activated her parasail. Nothing happened. The rust-red machine fell to earth, and landed with a sickening crash!, scattering her mechanical innards onto the New York Street. Frankie, enraged and bleeding from the laser blast, proceeded to engulf the robot's corpse and gain new metallic jaws and an armor plate on its back.
GAME OVER, said a laughing voice. Kekekekekeke...
"Shibal! Geseki Um chang se kki, KIN du sem!"
"Whoa man, cool it with the Korean. It's just a game, after all."
"But the parasail always deploys! Why not now??!!"
"You have the highest Gamerscore in the state, man. I'm pretty sure it thought you could handle it. I mean, why didn't you jump to a different skyscraper? What was the self-pr4n for>?"
"I don't know. Hey, I think I'm gonna go AFK for a while. Maybe like a few hours, so I can actually have a life. Go clubbing or something."
"Suit yourself. I'm gonna spend some quality time with the fembot, if you know what I say?"
"Not really. Cya, pervert."
"Bye, Kim."
Kimjong1lz has signed off.

Sven wished he had a fembot. All he had was Wessie, a girlfriend who he had never met in person. They videochatted for an hour every night, but as with all Internet relationships, noting actually happened. He might as well be in love with a robot.
"Mr. Bianski?" a metallic voice said.
Sven looked away from his laptop to find that his 2 hours of Wi-Fi was coming to an end. he thumbed the print scanner and selected log off on the touch screen. He walked out of the smoky cafe and into the nightlife of NOLA. To be continued...

Blog time; Now school's out! and my life completely lacks direction. I haven't been able to really get in touch with my friends, who are the thing that makes me sane. And i've been feeling sort of sick for a while. I feel like a shut-in. I have a job at th vineyard abou half a mile from my house, 3 days a week, 4-5 hours a day, at $10 an hour. My mom is also paying me to help my aunt and uncle make their new doublewide and 2 hippie buses habitable. I've been waking up late and being sorta bored. I've been feeling sorta disoriented all the time. My life is kinda a mess, and it really needs direction. Oh Well. Hopefully going off-island to see movies and going to L.A. and NZ will help with that.

Here are the last 2 quotes Mr. Tetu agave me during the school year, which i will blog now:
"There is more felicity on the far side of baldness than young men can possibly imagine."_ Some guy telling the truth; The years 11-16 are the worst of your life.

"No matter how you slice it, it's still baloney." _Oscar Wilde? Oscar Mayer? I dunno.

PS: I'm pretty sure I did graduate with honors, because I got everything done on time.

Holy F**K a cat!

link: hha ha this idiot sold a dude a broken laptop with porn on it and is paying the price here!

yeah, I'm pretty exhausted. the trip was really gnarly, and I lost at lest 5 pounds in 5 days, what with all the hiking carrying 35-pound backpacks, the bad food (sometimes) and all that. But now I can gain it back, because it's graduation week and that means cake. But I don't want to be a fatty so I will resist. And we didn't end up having my birthday thing on Saturday because I came down with a fever. So we're having it tomorrow. and it will be cool. I'm tired. And my studies are completely prawned, because while I was away on the school trip, my year-ahead classes with the freshmen, who didn't go anywhere, were in full swing. So I think I'm basically screwed and will not graduate with honors. More like a C-, because there will be a crapload of work that I have not done and will not have known about (My English teacher said that there would be another composition before the end of the year, and I have a book report, and Math finals, and ohmygodimtotallyscrewedbecauseiwentcampingforfivedaysandtheres
alackofcommunicatonbetweenmeandmyteachersandihopeitwillgetworkedout
butimprobablystill
screwedandihaveaprojectduein4daysitwassupposedtobereallygoodanditisntevendone
butitdoesn'treallycountallthatmuchbutI'mstillscrewedandallthat!)
Peace out.

PS this is my 125th post, which is supposed to be another milestone along the road of blog?

Long time no blog.

link: robotman

aggh no blog 4 long time too much to say or remember but my birthday was on the 22cnd yay peaople and my party will be this saturday because it was fat like that and we didn't get it organized. And today I got every single episode of Monty Python's Flying Circus, along with 2 Monty Python live discs and a book about killer robots. Long live python! Anyway my life is cool I guess and my class is going out backpacking in the woods for 5 days so that'll be cool. I'm tired. Here's a quote, wich is the on;ly reson i rememberd to blog.

"I am a great believer in luck, and I find that the harder I work, the more I have of it."_Stephen Leacock.

j00 can't have a blogzorx without clogzorx!

Link: Today's link was a toss-up between teh ninja from Askanija and the Angry Liberal. The ninja won. Angry liberals will be in the next post. They just can't compete with ninjitsu.

It's been an interesting week. A kid (actually kinda a friend of mine) was expelled for bringing a .35 Derringer to school on Wednesday. I spent Monday off-island in a kind of parental fiasco, but I did get ice cream and a bike helmet. This week I did a paper that I had a month to do in 3 days, and today was the school's Earth Day mabobber. I know what you're thinking, Earth Day was a month ago. But that's how my school is. Earth Day comes around and the school's like- "oh, hey it's Earth day. But we forgot about it so we'll do something in May." Yeeeeah. I picked up trash, painted a mural, played under a colored parachute, mulched trees, biked 18 times around the school track, and then painted the ugliest recycling bin known to humankind. That was today. have fun with all you're doing, whatever it is, and I will get back to you l8tre.

"ooooga." _me.

BTW: you know how I dissed on the Wii? I actually think it's the most exciting and best of the next-gen systems. I don't like the name, but that's ok!

lobsters are a great gig at $200 apeice.

Link: a massive survival guide for if you are ever a character in a horror movie.

Yep. Not much to blog today. Another week, another, well, another week. Not much has happened. So I'm going to write down what pops into my head again.

1. week-old hot dogs.

2. Spiky-haired people on stage.

3. Keith Moon.

4. QC!

5. Dirty jokes and MPEGS of guys eating raw eggs. (Quality entertainment!)

6. One of teh hottest sites on the intarwubs right now.

7. Frida!

8. Katinka!

9. Poopmonster!

10. Dubya!

That is all. No need to clap. I can't hear you, because we are communicating indirectly by modem. I said stop clapping! Now go away.

Bloogh Blargh Sunday

Link: Links for when you're bored

Pardon the crappy picture. I need to restock the Picture Pantry(TM)

Well, a lot of weird stuff happened this week. Colbert had the balls to stand up and roast Bush for 30 minutes straight while standing like right in front of him, I spent 2 nights away from home, and, most weirdly, Nintendo changed the Revolution's name.
It is now teh Wii (pronounced "wee"). This has got to be a joke. I mean, jeez. Way to alienate your customers by giving you coolest system the dweebiest name possible. I'm sure the name was cooked up by some evangelistic executive who is so out of touch he thinks the internet is a tool used by fishermen. What kind of names were rejected before naming it the Wii? Imagine going into a store and asking "psst! hey... Do you have the Nintendo (inaudible)?" "The what?" "(inaudible)" "I'm sorry, you'll have to speak up." "The Nintendo... Vagina."

Anyway, the reason I spent 2 nights away from home is that both my parents were away, so, like the pathetic hobo of yore, I... stayed at a friend's house. I'm sure nobody cares. But I'm bootiful enough that it doesn't matter. Oh, and I also got 2 bootiful t-shirts of my own design. And I got trashcanned today ( it was empty.) And I am tired now. That is all. go away.

"I told you to go away." _me, you ci-i33b!

To anyone who didn't get the vagina joke: the link was pointing to the current comic, and not the archived one that makes my joke less immature and tasteless.